Funny Iep Quotes & Sayings

It is better to live as a broken piece of jade, than to live as a useless clay. — Bruce Lee

The moment you come to a passage of scripture and say, "Oh, I know this one already," you're in deep trouble. — Howard G. Hendricks

Why do you have bungee cords back here?" she asked.
"I'm dating again. — Maurice Pirelli

What kind of expression is this - "punishing Israel"? Are we a vassal state of yours? Are we a banana republic? Are we youths of fourteen who, if they don't behave properly, are slapped across the fingers? Let me tell you who this government is composed of. It is composed of people whose lives were spent in resistance, in fighting and in suffering. You will not frighten us with "punishments." He who threatens us will find us deaf to his threats. We are only prepared to listen to rational arguments. You have no right to "punish" Israel - and I protest at the very use of this term. — Menachem Begin

There is such a thing as honest pride and self-respect. — Edwin Hubbel Chapin

It is a principle that the right to a thing gives a right to the means without which it could not be used, that is to say, that the means follow their end. — Thomas Jefferson

With While You Were Sleeping, it was so much fun and such a Cinderella story, that I didn't want to do another romantic comedy. I wanted to do the opposite. — Bill Pullman

Never let a pickpocket bump into you if you can help it — Pseudonymous Bosch

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. — Carl Jung

Her wish to die was as pervasive as a dial tone: you lift the receiver, it's always there. — Joyce Carol Oates

Gertrude's remedy for her mood swings was to print up hundreds of black-bordered calling cards embossed with the single word "Woe," which she handed out gaily declaring, "Woe is me. — Ross Wetzsteon