Funny Ibd Quotes & Sayings

We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers. — Robin Williams

Women are often pushed into the idea that they write softer, more character-driven jokes. — Allison Silverman

When I was a kid, and I was odd, the default assumption was that I was odd, not that I was gay. Now when a kid is odd in a Greensburg, gay or straight, the default assumption is gay. — Dan Savage

From an early period, I had the happiness to rank among the foremost in the American Revolution. In the affection and confidence of the people, I am proud to say, I have a great share. — Marquis De Lafayette

An audience is an abstraction; it has no taste. It must depend on the only person who has (pardon, should have), the conductor. — Igor Stravinsky

I talked to Beyonce and she wants to learn how to speak Arabic and she wants to jump out of an airplane. I don't want to do that. I just don't want to wash my hair every day. — Ellen DeGeneres

The description of right lines and circles, upon which geometry is founded, belongs to mechanics. Geometry does not teach us to draw these lines, but requires them to be drawn. — Isaac Newton

We are all actors, set on the stage of the world, as the curtains open we put on our best performance to this audience of life. — Anthony Liccione

Magic exists if you allow it. If you open yourself up to it. — Sandra Bullock

Sometimes it's all you can do," he murmured. "Fight back; run wild, until you get it all out."
"Sometimes there is nothing to fight and nowhere to run. — Nora Roberts

I don't think we've got a discipline problem. It's the players who are thick who are causing the problems — Neil Warnock

I want to be scared. I want to keep taking insane risks. I want to be scared because you're going to grow through that whether you want to or not. I don't want to play the same guy. I want to keep throwing curveballs to you guys and keep telling stories. — Taylor Kitsch

I remember that Scott Jacoby was a nice young man. — Kim Hunter