Funny I Voted Quotes & Sayings

Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive. — Rodney Dangerfield

Only little boys and old men sneer at love. — Louis Auchincloss

I have slightly less than 60 miles to go, and I'm going slightly faster than 60 miles per hour. I should arrive in a bad mood. — Jarod Kintz

All of my life I wanted be something. I guess now that I am, I don't want to be. — Kristen Pfaff

At our age, loneliness can seem so permanent. — Jonathan Tropper

All human accomplishment has this same origin, identically. Imagination is a force of nature. Is this not enough to make a person full of ecstasy? Imagination, imagination, imagination! It converts to actual. It sustains, it alters, it redeems! — Saul Bellow

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school? — Cecily Strong

Maybe sometimes I'm such a thinker, I reevaluate too much. Sometimes when it comes down to it, I really don't need to do anything, I don't really need to change anything. I need to just keep plugging away, working at it. — Michael Chang

If magic coursed through everyone and everything, was that what it felt like when it found itself again? — V.E Schwab

You don't need a time machine if you know how to remember. — Rodman Philbrick

The Martians are always coming. — Philip K. Dick

I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000, but I will not make that mistake again. The joke is over for Nader. He was funny once, but now he belongs to the dead. — Hunter S. Thompson

When a big play occurs for our team, I'm concentrating on how the defense is reacting to it. Most of the time, I don't see the great catch or the long run. What I'm looking at is how the other team defended it. — Tom Landry