Funny I Hate Cats Quotes & Sayings

Pride tells me to give it back, but common sense tells pride to shut up, have a joint and relax. I shrug and put the note into my wallet. — Mohsin Hamid

The costs of placing a four-year-old and an infant in child care exceed annual median rent payments in every state. Despite — Sheryl Sandberg

I should throw my gold watch
into the ocean and become
timeless. — Margaret Atwood

Learning often means changing the game board, not just learning fancier strategies on the same board with the same pieces. — David N. Perkins

Because, unlike courage and wisdom, which made our state brave and wise by being present in a particular part of it, discipline operates by being diffused throughout the whole of it. It produces a concord between its strongest and weakest and middle elements, whether you define them by the standard of good sense, or of strength, or of numbers or money or the like. And so we are quite justified in regarding discipline as this sort of natural harmony and agreement between higher and lower about which of them is to rule in state and individual. — Plato

Throughout the narrative you will find many statements that are obviously nonsensical and quite at variance with common sense. For the most part these are true. — Robert Gilmore

Realizing that people should lie when they do makes me a little more open-minded, a little more tolerant, when my child or my partner lies. — Byron Katie

I think I lost at least 40% of my fans when I became blond. They didn't recognize me anymore. — Valeria Mazza

I spend that first week--and it does feel like spending, like not seeing him is costing me something. — Nicola Yoon

If only I knew what I wanted I could try to see about getting it. — Sylvia Plath

The "yes" comes from my improvisational days and the opportunity that comes with youth, and the "please" comes from the wisdom of knowing that agreeing to do something usually means you aren't doing it alone. — Amy Poehler

I think country music is a champion of women. That stuff coming out of Nashville now wants to see a woman looking good in the kitchen whipping up some biscuits. — Ketch Secor

And here it is worth while remembering, since we are discussing Not Writing for Children, that neither the Sleeping Beauty nor Rumpelstiltzkin was really written for children. In fact, none of the fundamental fairy stories was ever written at all. They all arose spontaneously from the folk and were transmitted orally from generation to generation to unlettered listeners of all ages. — P.L. Travers

May the Code replicate eternal. — Amanda Orneck