Funny Husband Cooking Quotes & Sayings

I'm in agony: I want the colorful, confused and mysterious mixture of nature. All the plants and algae, bacteria, invertebrates, fish, amphibians, reptiles, birds, mammals concluding man with his secrets. — Clarice Lispector

If one judges love by the majority of its effects, it is more like hatred than like friendship. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

We're naked under our clothes; we both know what it's like to need to fart and hold it in, or not be able to get a hard-on, or worry that a bloke across the room might be looking at your bird and you might have to fight him but he looks well hard. — Russell Brand

Settle down, Princess. It's not my first time. — Ilona Andrews

Wisdom devours the weak. — Laird Barron

My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff. — Cuba Gooding Jr.

He wants to put his story next to hers. — Toni Morrison