Funny Hulk Quotes & Sayings

We are creatures of rage and madness and bitter tears and we knew that from the start. Our end was disaster and we knew that from the start. We knew it all from the start. — Thomas Curtis Clark

How do you feel about this terrible thing?"
"Terrible," said Oedipa.
"Wonderful! — Thomas Pynchon

Memory is not what the heart desires. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Every purely natural object is a conductor of divinity, and we have but to expose ourselves in a clean condition to any of these conductors, to be fed and nourished by them. Only in this way can we procure our daily spirit bread. — John Muir

I saw Hulk Hogan the other day in a parking lot, and I couldn't tell from a distance if it was Hulk Hogan or not. And I realized I've never had that dilemma before. I've always been able to tell immediately when looking at anybody if they were or were not Hulk Hogan. — Kyle Cease

The only good hero is the kind who survives to talk about merchandising. — Simon R. Green

There should be no mosque near Ground Zero in New York so long as there are no churches or synagogues in Saudi Arabia, — Newt Gingrich

I think the biggest change has been realizing I now have three children. — Katey Sagal

I failed.



I fucking failed.



For fifteen years, Timothy Lane handed out A's like mints. The year I take the class? Lane's ticker quits ticking, and I get stuck with Pamela Tolbert.



It's official. The woman is my archenemy. Just the sight of her flowery handwriting - which fills up every inch of available space in the margins of my midterm - makes me want to go Incredible Hulk on the booklet and rip it to shreds. — Elle Kennedy

All right, buddy. What'll it be? — Kevin Hearne

Sometimes the critics will like a film, and the public doesn't come. Sometimes the critics won't like the film, and the public will come. It's completely spontaneous. It's a hazard. — Woody Allen

Who is Incredible Hulk ?
..A monster man who took "Go Green" too seriously. — Gaurav Rao

If fucking up is power, I should be the Hulk by now. — Richard Kadrey