Funny Houseguest Quotes & Sayings

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you. — Gena Showalter

The city fought a $300 million, 18-year war on graffiti. New York Mayor John Lindsay declared war in 1972, and the battle for the transit system came later. — Adam Mansbach

I am as constant as a northern star — Joni Mitchell

Maxims are often quoted by those who stand in more need of their application. — James Ellis

My dad took me to the racetrack for the first time when I was 2 or 3 ... Anything with a motor, that was in my blood. — Lynsi Torres

What was magic anyway, but the world beheld by someone who chose to see it differently? — Roshani Chokshi

Fear of confronting emotions is like fear of reading road signs. — Sam Owen

I am not a national leader. If I am a national leader I can speak out all that I want. — Ban Ki-moon

Exercising can exorcise emotional pain. — Regina Taylor

The portrait is the subject matter in photography where the problems of the media are the most visible. — Thomas Struth

Believing absolutely everything that appears in print. — Paulo Coelho

For this reason, to study English literature without some general knowledge of the relation of the Bible to that literature would be to leave one's literary education very incomplete. — Lafcadio Hearn

I wanted to be a fifth grade teacher because my teacher was so important to me and was giving me the education that was going to take me through life and through this world. — Steve Wozniak