Funny Hotel Staff Quotes & Sayings

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself. — Chelsea Handler

Sometimes when I don't want to cry, I cry. And when I want to I can't. It's subconscious. Like sexual performance. — Sylvester Stallone

It seems no matter how long we live, we never seem to know what we're meant to be doing. — Jacinta Maree

If the fat people just gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat ... We could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. — Ashton Kutcher

Who thus translated the Chickasaw title meaning "The Man"; which translation Ikkemotubbe, himself a man of wit and imagination as well as a shrewd judge of character, including his own, carried it one step further and anglicised it to "Doom. — William Faulkner

My mother was asked to be a model when she was younger, but my father had not let her, so she was quite keen on me becoming a model. I just went off without telling my dad. I took off to Paris and never came back, but when I became a success and started making money, he was very proud of me. — Jerry Hall

Keep company with the more cheerful sort of the Godly; there is no mirth like the mirth of believers. — Richard Baxter

An old lady doesn't deal, darlin', she breathes easy — Kristen Ashley

I think I get way too much credit for making what people consider to be smart choices, but it's only because I made a decision to stop worrying about making money. I had done network sitcoms. I had a nest egg. — Lizzy Caplan

I don't know much about the music business, but for just general advice for someone trying to create things, as simple as this sounds, I think the best thing you can do is constantly try to improve upon your work. Always focus on that first and foremost, and leave everything else (marketing, image) completely secondary. Obviously, easier said than done when you're trying to make a living, but if you can move along those lines and earnestly try to make things that you really enjoy it can only benefit you in the long run. — Joe Rogan

Adventures are what happens when an event is flawed, a mark of imperfection. — Kij Johnson

A sadist is a person who is kind to a masochist. — Arthur Koestler

An incurable itch for scribbling takes possession of many, and grows inveterate in their insane breasts. — Juvenal

We need to guarantee equal rights and civil rights and say that, here in America, workers have the right to organize - women have the right to choose - and justice belongs to everyone regardless of race or gender or sexual orientation. — John F. Kerry