Funny Hot Shots Quotes & Sayings

The only person who suffers, when you squirrel alway all that hate, is you. — Jodi Picoult

Jimmy Fallon is one of the funniest son of a guns I've ever seen. — Christian Kane

Life with kids is unpredictable. Their propensity to live "in the moment" clashes easily with our "perfect plans. — Jill Savage

I'm married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the strange male brain. — Cathy Guisewite

Nobody wants to sit where I'm sitting and say, 'Hey, this is the reality. I did two movies, six guest-star spots and I starred in a one-woman show, and I'm not making any money. I'm on TV every day in every country in the world, and I don't make any money.' — Beth Broderick

Those who lead double lives do so because they can only count that far — Steve Aylett

Health and education are always issues. — Helen Clark

And it's the only whorehouse in town. They say if you can sprout up twelve inches of dick you get to fuck free. — Larry McMurtry

Don't accept what's out there because that is all that's out there. Look for the new and unusual. Seek out what you genuinely want to read and don't settle. — Rob Thurman

But I also assert that most of us don't look for miracles, don't recognize them for what they really are, and don't really believe them to be of divine origin even if their miraculous nature is noticed. — Mary C. Neal

Giving material goods is one form of generosity, but one can extend an attitude of generosity into all one's behavior. Being kind, attentive, and honest in dealing with others, offering praise where it is due, giving comfort and advice where they are needed, and simply sharing one's time with someone - all these are forms of generosity, and they do not require any particular level of material wealth. — Dalai Lama

Looking For Love and Looking In All The Wrong Places — Gordon Rouston

Even in technology, you have the freedom to solve a problem your way, you see. But it naturally sits in a certain framework whereas, in the physics, everybody had to come up with his own idea what he was going to do. — Heinrich Rohrer

If I don't see myself as a victim, then I'm not a victim. — Noomi Rapace