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Funny Horoscopes Quotes By Peter Capaldi

When I first came to London, I loved hanging around in cafes, smoking, scribbling, dreaming. It was life-affirming and fun. — Peter Capaldi

Funny Horoscopes Quotes By C.S. Lewis

Safe?" said Mr. Beaver
"Who said anything about safe?'
"Course he isn't safe'
"But he's good
'He's the king, I tell you. — C.S. Lewis

Funny Horoscopes Quotes By Joseph Brodsky

In general, in America, every discourse in literature in 15 minutes degenerates into a conversation about ethics, morality and this and that. The Holocaust and the consequences of it. Well, I find it terribly boring, predictable and unimportant, because what matters about literature is esthetic achievement. — Joseph Brodsky

Funny Horoscopes Quotes By Gautama Buddha

I do not perceive even one other thing, O monks, that when undeveloped and uncultivated entails such great suffering as the mind. The mind when undeveloped and uncultivated entails great suffering. — Gautama Buddha

Funny Horoscopes Quotes By Dean Koontz

If you write with passion in your own style, you will make a place for yourself — Dean Koontz

Funny Horoscopes Quotes By Lloyd C. Douglas

It is a queer thing. In a time of great need, when powerful leadership is demanded, the people - confused and excited - hear only the strident voices of the audacious, and refuse to listen to the voice of wisdom which, being wise, is temperate. — Lloyd C. Douglas

Funny Horoscopes Quotes By Hayley Mills

There are some fantastic, brilliant alternative doctors out there. — Hayley Mills

Funny Horoscopes Quotes By Mia Sheridan

For a couple hours, I was a kid, doing something simple that I had never done when I was actually a kid. For a short time, I lost myself in doing something for no other reason than that it was fun. — Mia Sheridan

Funny Horoscopes Quotes By Steven Curtis Chapman

If we walk with the wise, we will grow wise. — Steven Curtis Chapman

Funny Horoscopes Quotes By Charles Stross

I have a CS degree and a history that includes working as a software developer and being a computer magazine columnist back during the 1990s. I guess I simply paid attention to the social effects of the IT revolution as I lived through it. — Charles Stross

Funny Horoscopes Quotes By Jean-Baptiste Lamarck

First Law
In every animal which has not passed the limit of its development, a more frequent and continuous use of any organ gradually strengthens, develops and enlarges that organ, and gives it a power proportional to the length of time it has been so used; while the permanent disuse of any organ imperceptibly weakens and deteriorates it, and progressively diminishes its functional capacity, until it finally disappears.
Second Law
All the acquisitions or losses wrought by nature on individuals, through the influence of the environment in which their race has long been placed, and hence through the influence of the predominant use or permanent disuse of any organ; all these are preserved by reproduction to the new individuals which arise, provided that the acquired modifications are common to both sexes, or at least to the individuals which produce the young. — Jean-Baptiste Lamarck

Funny Horoscopes Quotes By Paula Yates

You might think about putting some heavy-duty hooks into the ceiling joists and beams so that you can have a rope ladder, or a small swing inside your house. — Paula Yates

Funny Horoscopes Quotes By Alice McDermott

I'm always telling my students, don't - don't worry so much third person, first person. It doesn't make that much difference. — Alice McDermott

Funny Horoscopes Quotes By Ana Castillo

In nature, creatures never ended the lives of others except to survive. To women, abortion was self-defense and preservation of the species. Abortion was not a fancy borne out of the female mind. Abortion was instinct beyond ideas. Abortion was fear (the cat that devours its litter when a predator nears). — Ana Castillo

Funny Horoscopes Quotes By William S. Burroughs

As soon as you know you are in prison, you have a possibility to escape. — William S. Burroughs