Funny Home Improvement Quotes & Sayings

We need, in other words, to know something about what we don't get, and about the importance of not getting it. — Adam Phillips

To attract attractive people, you must be attractive. To attract powerful people, you must be powerful. To attract committed people, you must be committed. Instead of going to work on them, you go to work on yourself. If you become, you can attract. — Jim Rohn

She once told me of a night that fumed with escapes and was filled with bedsides reeking of ecstasy; she told me the stars cast not judgments, but blessings, knowing full well the disastrous outcomes of the deeds they cradled with the strings of their young hearts. She'd inhaled the night itself, those around her doing the same, and so all become one. No disharmony. No discordance. Nothing to shatter the cause; nothing to unearth the beauty. So as we together ascended that front porch, allowing the glow behind the blown-out windows and the odious steams plunder us from through the cracks ... time forgot to distill us, and our steps became as silver as glass. I could no longer deny the boiling words of my blood: tonight would be the beginning of a very long road indeed. — Dave Matthes

4816OPEN YOUR HEART AND SOUL TO CONSTANT SHOWERS OF CONSCIOUSNESS AND LIGHT BY DIVING DEEP INSIDE THE CORE OF YOUR HEART.HE IS TALKING SO LISTEN WITH OPEN HEART. — Kunal Narayan Uniyal

But there are worse things than people you don't care about not liking you. — Alyssa Brugman

The proverbe saith that many a smale maketh a grate. — Geoffrey Chaucer

Sing me a pretty love song as I start to cry
Tell me you love me as you wipe the blood from my eye
Tell me why the only one who can wipe away my tears
Is the only one who's the source of all my fears — Rachel Lloyd

A cook is creative, marrying ingredients in the way a poet marries words. — Roger Verge

I always designed clothes from a very young age because I didn't like the way they were. They were paralyzing; they were stilted. — Mary Quant

My friends like to remind me that I have relatively weak fingers. Aerobic strength and general endurance have come easy, but finger strength has always been my biggest weakness. — Alex Honnold

The sooner and more passionately you get married to this idea- that it is ultimately entirely up to you- the better off you'll be. — Elizabeth Gilbert

They've just gone over the line in my opinion, and again, there's a proper time for a pat down, there's a proper time for an advanced technology body search, but it has to be done with some thought. — John Mica

Silence and solitude, the soul's best friends. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

We will have a world government whether you like it or not. The only question is whether that government will be achieved by conquest or consent. — Paul Warburg

Asking people for money is giving them the opportunity to put their resources at the disposal of the Kingdom. — Henri Nouwen