Funny Holiday Retail Quotes & Sayings

I used to think that teachers who gave homework on weekends should be forced to grade papers for an eternity in hell. — Mike Mullin

Philadelphia is a depressing intellectual slum — Albert C. Barnes

I'm interested in pursuing roles that allow me to push against my own walls, my own constraints as a human being, and to find out where I'm capable of going. In real life, I'm not very good at feeling emotions, so I like to do it through my work. — Tom Cullen

Ruling a large kingdom is like cooking a small fish ... — Lao-Tzu

I have come up the hard way. — Johnny Olson

The beginning of knowledge is to know thyself a sinner. — Johnny Hunt

Danders Anders squealed with joy. The most malodorous sound in the world. — Justine Larbalestier

A person who does not know the history of the last 3,000 years wanders in the darkness of ignorance, unable to make sense of the reality around him — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The MOMENT YOUR UNIVERSE SPINS OUT of control and collides with something so much greater than yourself, your initial reaction is shock and fright-a deep-seeded fear that runs through every inch of your body and brain. As you are jounced from your course, silence surrounds you, haunting you as the world around you tilts off its axis. All you can do is wait for the fall. — Carlyle Labuschagne

There's no excuse, it's just an opportunity that presented in a limited way and that happened and as soon as the press rang me I didn't deny it I just said 'that's it' and I had to go home and explain it. — John Prescott

Very often, people will come out and say, 'Greeks aren't doing things, Greeks aren't making changes, there's no reform,' That is hogwash. We have made a huge effort. The Greek people have made a huge effort. — George Papandreou

She was secretly amused by the man who managed to give the impression of moving in all directions while standing still. — Peggy Darty

I fear it's because religion is man's attempt to reach God, and when he feels he has succeeded, he cannot abide anyone else's claim to have done the same. — Jerry B. Jenkins

Don't worry about looking good - worry about achieving your goals. — Ray Dalio