Funny Hipaa Quotes & Sayings

My wife and I lived all alone,
contention was our only bone.
I fought with her, she fought with me,
and things went on right merrily.
But now I live here by myself
with hardly a damn thing on the shelf,
and pass my days with little cheer
since I have parted from my dear. — Robert Creeley

No navigator has yet traced lines of latitude and longitude on the conjugal sea. — Honore De Balzac

In the very unlikely chance that something unexpected happens today, I'm just going to say that I met you in Barcelona and that we had a wild affair and that I followed you to Malaga for sex and the promise of a good time." "More or less true," Lexi grinned. "It's perfect." "If you get hauled away in handcuffs, I'll ask for visitation rights to get my lady fix. — Giselle Fox

I was definitely inspired by Madonna. — Ariana Grande

In general it's a good idea to avoid people who take themselves too seriously. As individuals, we have only so much seriousness to go round, and people who take themselves very seriously don't have enough seriousness left over to take other people seriously. Instead they tend to look down on them, and are secretly pleased when they get stuff wrong, because they just prove to the too-serious types that they were right not to take them too seriously to begin with. — John Connolly

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? — Steven Wright

Don't read a book to let the time pass...let the time pass to read a book. — Nicholaa Spencer

I have been so incredibly blessed, and I just feel like my calling is to be a missionary and share the gospel ... The Lord's given me a platform to stand on and an audience that is listening. I feel like it's so important to share what makes me happy. — Lindsey Stirling

What is it about the sight of your mother that makes everything fireside-warm and full of dancing Muppets? — Kendare Blake

I have no responsibilities but to make people's lives better. — Stewart Rahr

Part of me was fascinated by the idea that I would only get next week's episode a week in advance and wouldn't actually know where I was going with it, until the script landed on my mat. But, part of me wanted to know what was going to happen. — Mark Strong

God's love is the love that never fails. The unfailing love that we desire comes from Him. His love runs toward me, even when I am unlovely. His love comes to find me when I am hiding. His love will not let me go. His love never ends. His love never fails. — Angela Thomas

Don't wish away your problems. They need action, not wishful thinking — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Many children use an alternative vocabulary for complex disease names. Hence, some say "smiling mighty Jesus" in place of spinal meningitis or "Luke and Leia" instead of leukemia. — Darshak Sanghavi