Funny Hemorrhoid Quotes & Sayings

I was in the New Zealand army for like four years, the exact period of when it was on the air, so I never saw it. — Rhys Darby

All politicians are to some extent salesmen. — George Will

Cam stepped inside the music and let it close around her like a bubble. — Wendy Wunder

The best move you can make in negotiation is to think of an incentive the other person hasn't even thought of - and then meet it. — Eli Broad

Certainly accountability of government is what people are clamoring for; they want to know that when lawmakers make a promise or a proposal, you can actually accomplish it. — Jim Nussle

You have to do what you think is the right thing, but just make sure it's the right thing in the long run, and not just for the moment. — John Knowles

The work of the Spirit is the bringing to be of the vision of God ... the capacitating of persons to 'see visions' and 'dream dreams' ... The birth of the Church is the beginning of the End ... The Kingdom of God as the miracle of ocular newness when 'the blind see' makes its impact on history in the creation of a visionary community . [[The tongues were]] the language of the world to come ... Therefore in this birth of the Church, the risen and ascended Lord takes to himself a Body on earth with eyes opened by the Spirit to see the future. — Gabriel Fackre

Latins for Republicans - it's like roaches for Raid. — John Leguizamo

When love firmly settles in the heart, the limbs will only act in obedience to Allah. — Ibn Rajab

There are very few real teachers. Teaching is not a job; it is a vocation. To be a great one many qualities must be combined: love of truth, knowledge, reverence, loving concern for one's students, clarity and patience. — Alice Von Hildebrand

Heaven is what we spend our lives trying to find. — Beth Orton

If we don't put our faith to work we will soon discover that we have a faith that doesn't work! — Christine Caine

Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going? — Tennessee Williams