Funny Hellraiser Quotes & Sayings

I think America's obsession with guns and with violence in media and society is a horrible sickness. — Jeff Lemire

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus. — E.B. White

Moreover, there is no "unconscious" mind distinct from the conscious, for the "unconscious" mind is conscious, though not of itself, just as the eyes see but do not see themselves. — Alan W. Watts

One thing you can't pretend to be is funny. — Cynthia Lewis

The public is a hibernating bear, hard to awaken and fond of honey. — Mason Cooley

Kisses should not leave you satisfied. They should leave you wanting. — Sarah MacLean

God is never in a hurry, but God is never late — Adrian Rogers

I've never been to Vegas, but I've gambled all my life. — Ryan Adams

The principal objective of American government at every level should be to
see that children are born into intact families and that they remain so. — Daniel Patrick Moynihan

It is a truism to say that the dog is largely what his master makes of him: he can be savage and dangerous, untrustworthy, cringing and fearful; or he can be faithful and loyal, courageous and the best of companions and allies. — Ranulph Fiennes

You like Star Wars but have never seen Dr. Who. What kind of man are you?" "One — T S Paul

One of her friends who posts from the moment she wakes up until she goes to bed at night. I don't know her, but I have friends like her, friends who miss their lives as they stay glued to their phones, letting everyone know of every thought they have and every bite they eat. I wonder if this girl ever interacts much with real friends - people who are truly present in her life. She probably never enjoys a meal, because she's too busy posting pictures of it. Too busy to enjoy her friends' quips, because she's thumb-typing every word. — Terri Blackstock