Funny Happy Fathers Day Quotes & Sayings

It is almost impossible to say the name of Thai prime minister Yingluck Shinawat without adding 'give a dog a bone' — Rory Bremner

A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers. — Paris Hilton

After that, Simon swam naked every night. By the third skinnydipping
session, I secretly peeled off my bikini top while I was in
the water. It was safe. Simon was splashing somewhere ahead of
me. He couldn't see. It was an amazing feeling. I felt free. Or at least half of me did.
And right then that seemed to "t with the person I felt I was on
Long Island: half-cautious, half-spontaneous, surprising myself
with my random behavior, my sudden moves away from who I
thought I was.
"So how was it, your half skinny dip?" Simon asked as I was
drying off.
"You were watching me?" I blushed, horrified.
"Just a hunch," he replied. "Feels good though, right?"
I hit him with the towel. — Amanda Howells

People's ideas and fears can make them small but they cannot make you small. People's prejudices can diminish them but they cannot diminish you. Small-minded people can think they determine your worth. But only you can determine your worth. — Carly Fiorina

A number of people who have supported me on the border fence in the U.S. have observed the fences in Israel and their effectiveness. — Duncan Hunter

Just because you came from shit doesn't mean you're shit. You're so much better than what you've known and I bet you'll be a fucking awesome mom — Bijou Hunter

Competition makes you better, always, always makes you better, even if the competitor wins. — Carlos Slim

In TV, you usually don't get a chance to fix anything. It's always easier to cancel something than fix it. — Nick Zano

Well, I don't like your clothes. You look perfectly ridiculous in them. Why on earth don't you go up and change? It's perfectly childish to be in mourning for a man who is actually staying a whole week with you in your house as a guest. I call it grotesque. — Oscar Wilde

Feeling his heart, it occurs to me that it beats just like everyone else's. Like mine. — Sophie Jordan

When I had my first boy it all started and that male energy seemed to keep me awake but since my daughter, who's incredibly serene, I can't seem to stop sleeping because she's asleep all the time. It's a pattern. — Sadie Frost

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. — Ralph Kiner

The love for God is the love to protect the environment. — Lailah Gifty Akita