Funny Happy Birthday Grandpa Quotes & Sayings

I make up stories about people who are either imaginary or some variation of myself. — Jami Attenberg

One of the things that was probably to Dad's discredit was that he was never a fund-raiser. But he didn't live in an era of TV ads. — Bob Latta

What makes up a life; events or the recollection of events?
How much of recollection is invention?
Whose invention? — Jeanette Winterson

Why, you might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same as, I eat what I see. — Lewis Carroll

In Success you deserve it and in defeat, you need it. — Winston Churchill

What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If you turned up at a funeral, the corpse would walk out on you. — Simon R. Green

The fabric of our society needs mending. — Michael P. Michaud