Funny Happy 27th Birthday Quotes & Sayings

We both speak Dutch and English. But we never could speak the same language. — Gayle Forman

I love playing in the UK because there are some topics that you just can't talk about in the States without getting run out of town. So let me just say this: Louis C. K.'s new show sucks. — Doug Stanhope

Of course she had some pathetic illusions about herself or she would not be able to go on living. — Jean Rhys

Remember that the next time you touch me in front of other people. Having an audience or even being in public won't stop me from touching you back. This is my only warning. — R.K. Lilley

Shut up and do not think. All the theorists agree: shut up and keep the words from being said. And all of the scars will remain invisible; and all of the scars will remain under the skin. Where they belong. — Alice Hoffman

When a cow lives with the butcher, sooner or later he gets eaten unless he helps the other cows off to their slaughter. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

So what do people see when they read that well-behaved women rarely make history? Do they imagine good-time girls in stiletto heels or do-good girls carrying clipboards and passing petitions? Do they envision an out-of-control hobbyist or a single mother taking down a drunk in a bar? I suspect that it depends on where they stand themselves. — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich