Funny Hangout Quotes & Sayings

Sarcasim is the lowest form of humor. — John Lennon

On the science of global climate change, I'm an agnostic. I've seen Al Gore's movie, and I've read reports from the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. I've also listened to the 'skeptics.' I don't know who's right. — Robert Bryce

I wish I had more damn time to read... — Quentin Wallace

If we have been pleased with life, we should not be displeased with death, since it comes from the hand of the same master. — Michelangelo

In this circumstance the text, which both records their actions and describes the monuments they erected, acts as the primary, indeed sole "memory place" both for the participants themselves and for posterity. — Michael A. Flower

When you come back to God for pardon and salvation, come with all you have to lay all at his feet. Come with your body, to offer it as a living sacrifice upon His altar. Come with your soul and all its powers, and yield them in willing consecration to your God and Saviour. Come, bring them all along-everything, body, soul, intellect, imagination, acquirements-all, without reserve. — Charles Grandison Finney

God is Man's greatest invention — Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar