Funny Hallmark Birthday Quotes & Sayings

The truth hurts like a thorn at first; but in the end it blossoms like a rose ... — Samuel Ibn Naghrillah

Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes himself get good things by jealousy, while the other does not allow his neighbor to have them through envy. — Aristotle.

Those who deny the existence of the truth postulate the truth of their denial and plainly contradict themselves. — Antonio Machado

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy. — Chris Rock

The earnest prayer of a righteous person has great power and produces wonderful results. James 5:16 NLT — Dianne Neal Matthews

I grew up a vegetarian. Then, because I grew up in the states, I started slowly eating meat. First it was bologna sandwiches, or pepperoni on pizza. — Padma Lakshmi

So yes, this is a show about an adolescent girl, her friends, and various vampires. Vampires writing in diaries, vampires attending high school, vampires investigating various mysterious supernatural events, vampires tormenting each other, vampires eavesdropping on each other, and vampires being sarcastic about other vampires' hairstyles. Vampires embracing every possible opportunity to take off their shirts. — Kelly Link

What I know is that we no longer have free enterprise capitalism in health care; it's not a system any longer where people are able to innovate. It's not based on voluntary exchange. The government is directing it. — John Mackey

I grew up as a fan of the original Star Trek series. When I was in middle school, I think in the 6th grade, I remember going to a book fair and finding a book called The Making of Star Trek, by Stephen Whitfield, and I grabbed it and took and home and just devoured it, over and over again. It was a really influential book. It was very nuts and bolts. — Ronald D. Moore