Funny Gw2 Quotes & Sayings

father shoves things into what — Anthony Doerr

You have more baggage than United Airlines. Cross that out. You have more issues than Medusa, and that woman makes the inside of a cat lady's thoughts seem like a calming place. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

He was pale as salt. Although — Alice McDermott

I've been interested in writing and storytelling since I learned to read, but it wasn't until I read Dylan Thomas, when I was 14, that I became interested in language itself, and saw it as more than a transparent medium for a story. — Jay McInerney

94. Fuck smiley glad hands with hidden agendas. — Maynard James Keenan

The truths of Christianity are constant, unchanging, and meant for all people, times, and places. But the methods by which truth is articulated and practiced must be culturally appropriated, and therefore constantly translated ... if doctrine is constant and practice is constantly changing, the result is living orthodoxy. — Mark Driscoll

Enteric-coated peppermint-oil capsules: prevention and reduction of abdominal spasms Peony-licorice formula: prevention and reduction of abdominal spasms (For intermittent use only: can cause reversible low potassium and high blood pressure with daily use). Iberogast (nine-herb product): reduction of abdominal pain, control of gut hypersensitivity, normalized movement of the bowels Observing — Gregory Plotnikoff

Choosing to have a child you can't take care of is like farting in an elevator. Sure you got it out, but not it's everyone else's problem. — Richard Jeni

The only thing people fear more than what's going to happen is not getting footage. — Jeff Tremaine

Experience is a funny thing. You don't always have it when you need it. — Patrick Chan