Funny Gutterball Quotes & Sayings

I mean, that's kind of what this business is about in some ways. You're trying to make everybody like you. But you can't do that. You can't force everybody - anybody to like you if they're just not willing to do it. — Clay Aiken

I had many opportunities to get behind products in the past, and I was always careful to evaluate all of them. I will not put my name to shoddy items. — Bear Grylls

In every moment you have the choice to be a victim or a creator. — Deepak Chopra

A man you've had to conceal in some unsatisfactory hiding place, who then begins to snore. — Sei Shonagon

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. — David Alan Grier