Funny Guilt Trip Quotes & Sayings

Don't rely on someone else for your happiness and self-worth. Only YOU can be responsible for it. You have to invest in yourself, or no one else will. — Stacy Charter

Is this happening? I'm
surprised to hear my own voice
and decide right then and there
that I have a positively perfect
Man Voice. — Victoria Scott

We are alienated, so alienated that the self must disguise itself as an extraterrestrial in order not to alarm us with the truly bizarre dimensions that it encompasses. — Terence McKenna

YAZIDIS AND CHRISTIANS WANT TO BE FREE OF NIGHT MIST AND BEHEADING DRIFT! — Widad Akreyi

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. — Mickey Rooney

Matter and energy are the same thing, that size is an illusion, and that time is a material substance. — Madeleine L'Engle

If you ask me, 'Are you for or against gay parents?' for example, having kids - it's hard for me to say, 'Yes.' — Juan Pablo Galavis

Strictly speaking, there is no such thing as collective memory
part of the same family of spurious notions as collective guilt. But there is collective instruction ... What is called collective memory is not a remembering but a stipulating: that this is important, and this is the story about how it happened, with the pictures that lock the story in our minds. — Susan Sontag

We all start in this medium because of the magic and the challenge is to keep it going. — John Sexton

Some smart man once said that on the most exalted throne in the world, we are seated on nothing but our own arse. — Wendell Mayes

My parents went through the dictionary looking for a beautiful name, nearly called me Banyan, flicked on a few pages and came to China, which is cockney rhyming slang for mate. — China Mieville