Funny Grave Digger Quotes & Sayings

Someone, somewhere, is making a product that will make your product obsolete. — Georges Doriot

Death penalty is the number one killer of killers. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. — Alice Walker

There is no sport in hate where all the rage Is on one side. — Percy Bysshe Shelley

The time to be happy is now. The place to be happy is here."[ — Adam Lee

I define a nose, as follows, - intreating only beforehand, and beseeching my readers, both male and female, of what age, complexion, and condition soever, for the love of God and their own souls, to guard against the temptations and suggestions of the devil, and suffer him by no art or wile to put any other ideas into their minds, than what I put into my definition. - For by the word Nose, throughout all this long chapter of noses, and in every other part of my work, where the word Nose occurs, - I declare, by that word I mean a Nose, and nothing more, or less. — Laurence Sterne

Of course I talk to myself.
Sometimes, I need expert advice! — Edward Henheffer

Here is a book so dull that a whirling dervish could read himself to sleep with it. If you were to recite even a single page in the open air, birds would fall out of the sky and dogs drop dead. — Clive James

Most startups are not nearly focussed enough. They work hard ... maybe, but they don't work hard on the right things. — Sam Altman

A careful reading of the Old and New Testaments shows that idolatry is nothing like the crude picture that springs to mind of a sculpture in some distant country. The idea is highly sophisticated, drawing together the complexities of motivation in individual psychology, the social environment, and also the unseen world. Idols are not just on pagan altars, but in well-educated human hearts and minds — Richard Keyes

We will have learned to understand and express all of physics in the language of information. — James Gleick

Shoot, boy, the country's just fulla folks what knows everything, and don't understand nothing, just fullofem. — Truman Capote

Our apologies, good friends, for the fracture of good order, the burning of paper instead of children. How many must die before our voices are heard, how many must be tortured, dislocated, starved, maddened? When, at what point, will you say no to this war? — Daniel Berrigan