Funny Grand Final Quotes & Sayings

This wasn't the way he had expected his life to be. It worked, but that was about all. Happiness had got lost somewhere along the way. — John Ajvide Lindqvist

The greatest vision of sin that a person can
ever receive is to look at the cross. — Billy Graham

The moment when the finished book or, better yet, a tightly packed carton of finished books arrives on my doorstep is the moment of truth, of culmination; its bliss lasts as much as five minutes, until the first typographical error or production flaw is noticed. — John Updike

Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn't boring. — Tallulah Bankhead

Zarah, you do know that we are supposed to be a graceful species, don't you? — Pixie Lynn Whitfield

It was a Saturday and Granny and Elsa were going to an exhibition about dinosaurs. That was the morning Mum put the Gryffindor scarf in the wash without asking and made Elsa take another scarf - a vomit-green one. Mum knows Elsa hates green. She really lacks empathy sometimes, that woman. — Fredrik Backman

My own conviction is, confirmed by a very close study of parochial registers, that some of the very best blood in England is to be found among the tradesmen of our county towns. — Sabine Baring-Gould

Crying. Milo was crying. It was a soft, muffled sound, but Jason's ears were quite powerful and the house was otherwise quiet. It sounded something like sobs and something like a dog's throat-whine. Aw. Hell. — Eli Easton

Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer? — Marilyn Monroe

I like people who dress quirkly and differently. Like in womenswear, thank god for Helena Bonham Carter! — Helena Christensen