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Funny Graduation Speeches Quotes By Alice Randall

All the different ways of talking English I throw together like a salad and dine greedily in my mongrel tongue. — Alice Randall

Funny Graduation Speeches Quotes By James D. Watkins

This is an era of violent peace. — James D. Watkins

Funny Graduation Speeches Quotes By Sam Harris

Religious ideas about good and evil tend to focus on how to achieve well-being in the next life, and this makes them terrible guides to securing it in this one. Of course, there are a few gems to be found in every religious tradition, but insofar as these precepts are wise and useful they are not, in principle, religious. — Sam Harris

Funny Graduation Speeches Quotes By Greil Marcus

I never find myself even catching lyrics until something in the sound has taken me captive. Thinking about anything else is just the pleasurable byproduct of wow. — Greil Marcus

Funny Graduation Speeches Quotes By Linda Stone

It's no accident that new ideas pop into our heads when we least expect it. In our enthusiasm to be productive, we forget to give our mind/body moments to be "receptive" - that is, open to daydreaming, open to letting our minds wander. — Linda Stone

Funny Graduation Speeches Quotes By Ali Benjamin

Maybe this is what happens when a person grows up. Maybe the space between you and the other people in your life grows so big you can stuff it full of all kinds of lies. — Ali Benjamin

Funny Graduation Speeches Quotes By Bernard Le Bovier De Fontenelle

Neatness is a crowning grace of womanhood. — Bernard Le Bovier De Fontenelle

Funny Graduation Speeches Quotes By Charles R. Swindoll

The single most important issue in all of life (is) your relationship with the living God ... how you can know Him in a personal and meaningful way. — Charles R. Swindoll

Funny Graduation Speeches Quotes By David Cameron

I think in any organisation it's right to set out what you stand for, what you're fighting for and bring that together in one document so that people can see that the modern compassionate Conservative Party is in it for everybody - not just the rich — David Cameron