Funny Graduation Announcement Quotes & Sayings

I don't really have any kind of rigorous or definite routine before I go onstage. I like to eat at least an hour or two before I go on. If I can't do that, I just wait until after. I try and drink lots of water before I go onstage. — Martina Mcbride

I have a very close friendship with the skaters. — Eric Heiden

White pants should be worn on two occasions:
One, never.
And two, if you're selling ice cream. — Greg Proops

I don't want to lead an organization where I have no sense of what the members think of me - and by arrangement. I would never do that. — Kgalema Motlanthe

Nothing will enrich your life as much as the appreciation of art. If you want to 'Live Rich', you have to - absolutely have to - include art in your life. — Mark M. Ford

Many people feel "guilty" about things they shouldn't feel guilty about, in order to shut out feelings of guilt about things they should feel guilty about. — Sydney J. Harris

from that standpoint I have to tell you that equality has nothing to do with marriage. — Natalia Sanmartin Fenollera

Dare to do what you dare to dream. — John Tortorella

Everything in life is writable ... — Sylvia Plath

When the reception was over I went for a walk and ... she's pregnant."
They were both quiet a moment, exchanging one of those old-married-people looks he still couldn't decipher, but which made him squirm. He and Beth were both adults, but that didn't make telling his parents he'd accidentally gotten a woman pregnant any easier.
"Lot easier to walk with your fly zipped," Leo grumbled. — Shannon Stacey

Some degree of abuse is inseparable from the proper use of every thing; and in no instance is this more true than in that of the press. It has accordingly been decided, by the practice of the states, that it is better to leave a few of its noxious branches to their luxuriant growth, than, by pruning them away, to injure the vigor of those yielding the proper fruits. — James Madison