Funny Good Luck Golf Quotes & Sayings

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist. — Jeff Foxworthy

If you doubt your sins have been forgiven, that in itself is sin. — David Lloyd-Jones

I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body."
"Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition."
"No, really. I'm trapped."
"Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?"
"That's just it - I've never shape-shifted."
"So you're not really a werewolf."
"Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?"
Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'? — Carrie Vaughn

A well-developed sense of self is a necessary if not sufficient condition of your well-being. Its presence does not guarantee fulfillment, but its absence guarantees some measure of anxiety, frustration, or despair. — Nathaniel Branden

We all enter this world crying. Laughter is something we have to learn — Gina Barreca

Nowadays, everybody wanna be weird. We know how to manifest being weird. — ASAP Rocky

The L train passing noncommittally by so many lives, so many stories. — Joan Wehlen Morrison