Funny Girlfriend Birthday Quotes & Sayings

So this was her kingdom: an octagonal house, a roomful of books, and a bear. — Marian Engel

If you obey the majority of those on earth, they will lead you astray from God's way. They follow nothing but conjecture. They are only guessing. — Anonymous

Westerns was why I got into the business. I grew up on a small farm in California and all I ever wanted to do was to play gangsters and cowboys in movies. — Brion James

I love to work. Doing things we love is how we relax, I think. — Yoko Ono

It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now. — Patton Oswalt

The interesting thing about gay people is that you can't really put on a wedding without them. They're the ones who make your dress, and do the flowers and the catering. They've toiled in the wedding industry all these years but were never allowed to do it themselves. — David Sedaris