Funny Gf Quotes & Sayings

God himself teaches the way to heaven. — Lailah Gifty Akita

When I stopped eating meat, I fell in love with East Indian food - there's so much selection, and they use the most beautiful spices. — Laura Mennell

We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure. — Keith Davis

Now that you've abducted me, does this mean you're going to strip me naked and probe me? — Eve Langlais

No one keeps track of the hours we work," said Ken Holberger. He grinned. "That's not altruism on Data General's part. If anybody kept track, they'd have to pay us a hell of a lot more than they do." Yet it is a fact, not entirely lost on management consultants, that some people would rather work twelve hours a day of their own choosing than eight that are prescribed. Provided, of course, that the work is interesting. That was the main thing. — Tracy Kidder

I want to say this about the textbook situation. Our associate athletic director for compliance at the time, Chris King, did a superb job of sifting through a maze of paperwork, finding out exactly what the problem had been and setting the course to correct it. The gist of the issue was a worker in the bookstore who was friendly with the athletes, was giving the athletes textbooks, which was an extra benefit. The players did repay the full amount of the costs of the books and had their eligibility restored after sitting out four games. Despite the — Mal Moore With Steve Townsend

What forests of laurel we bring, and the tears of mankind, to those who stood firm against the opinion of their contemporaries! — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ah, Lord Jesus! I never knew Your love till I understood the meaning of Your death. — Charles Spurgeon

An idea whose time has come cannot be stopped by any army or any force. — Ron Paul

the biggest deliverers of saturated fat - the type of fat doctors worry about - are cheese and red meat, — Michael Moss

Nothing that happens on the surface of the sea can alter the calm of its depths — Andrew Harvey

Sure, 'An Inconvenient Truth' was my first documentary. What a wonderful experience. I saw Al Gore doing his slideshow presentation, and had this nutty idea that we had to make a movie out of it. — Lawrence Bender