Funny Gay Quotes Quotes & Sayings

I dont know what happens to country. — Cormac McCarthy

Whether we assert our rights by sea, or attempt their maintenance by land whithersoever we turn ourselves, this phantom incessantly pursues us. Already has it had too much influence on the councils of the nation. — Henry Clay

The huge house looked as if some architectural master had put it together before handing it over to the spoilt son of some rich benefactor who had decided to have his way with it. — Will Hawthorne

...what exactly is there in human existence that can lure you away from pleasure: peace of mind, a walk by the sea, moderation? — Kapka Kassabova

I did everything I could except win. I feel fine. I just played bad at a big time. — Lindsay Davenport

I was momentarily stunned by his odd announcement and told him as much. "Let's just talk about the fact that you composed a sonnet to my vagina, shall we? You are sending off some major stalker vibes, which is odd because you're gay. You are gay, right?"
He narrowed his eyes at me and waved his hand in the direction of his 'muse' as he stated, "I don't want any part of that thing. I just want to honor it for being the only known thing in existence to be touched by the dick of a god. — M.C. Lavocat