Funny Gary Tank Commander Quotes & Sayings

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. — Mary Matalin

My son, who is five, was adopted from Ethiopia. My daughter was adopted from Guatemala. Her parents died of typhoid and malaria. We got her from an orphanage. They are the lights of my life. — Lisa Kristine

I try to make people smile and dance, not think about things or educate them. — Norman Cook

The first ape who became a man thus committed treason against his own kind. — Mikhail Turovsky

For basically two years, I took acting classes and found my own stride in L.A. — Chloe Bennet

Her mouth tasted of smoke and toothpaste and something feety that made my blood flare — John Banville

I think everybody has a bisexual nature. That's my theory. I could be wrong. — Madonna Ciccone

Conscious dreaming allows us to fold time and travel into the future or the past, as well as explore other life experiences. Beyond all of this, it may allow us to be present at the place of creation - the plane on which the events and circumstances of physical life are born. — Robert Moss

History's lesson is to make the most of reform opportunities when they arise because they do not arise often and they do not last long. — Christopher Bond

The fool I was who first laid eyes on her all those years ago did one thing right - he saw redemption within his reach, and he snatched it up for himself. And then he sabotaged it again, and again. — Laura Thalassa

During the war, there were people wishing me death, wishing my son death, wishing my wife death in very graphic ways. In the past, I would go overseas and I would say, "Israel is like my family: we disagree, but we're all brothers." I can't say that anymore, because life proves me wrong. — Etgar Keret