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Funny Garage Door Quotes By Frank Carson

I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens. — Frank Carson

Funny Garage Door Quotes By Henny Youngman

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. — Henny Youngman

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If I look at the really important questions in [Middle East] region, I see Iran, where there is a strong desire for a freer society and where people are repressed by a small group of ayatollahs. I see Syria, where we can see a similar desire of the people to be free. These two countries fund Hezbollah and other terrorist organizations and are hurting our efforts in Afghanistan and have been extremely harmful in Iraq. Then I also see large, important countries such as Egypt and Saudi Arabia."
Author: Donald Rumsfeld

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