Funny Friday Evening Quotes & Sayings

Yes, she probably thought he was a few displays short of an exhibition, seeing as he had yet to utter a single word. — Liz Bower

When I was a kid, being outside was the norm. Rain or shine, our parents would tell us to get out of the house. — David Suzuki

What's wrong with turning back the clock if the clock is wrong? We need not be slaves to our technologies — Neil Postman

Therefore, it makes sense to put your life's energy mainly into action and attention. — Russ Harris

Fights are part of life, far better to learn to live with them. — Marian Keyes

I just love the idea of witches, in general. The whole concept of witches was to keep down the feminine rise in power that was happening, at the time. They created this concept of witches, so that they could burn women at the stake and keep them in their place, and now we've turned it around to empower women. That's very ironic. If they only knew that they created a weapon for us to use against them. — Madchen Amick

I still consider myself a working-class girl and would send my kids to public school. — Samantha Fox

Joseph Stiglitz, with two colleagues, the Orszag brothers (Peter and Jonathan), looked at the very same Fannie Mae. They assessed, in a report, that "on the basis of historical experience, the risk to the government from a potential default on GSE debt is effectively zero."* Supposedly, they ran simulations - but didn't see the obvious. They also said that the probability of a default was found to be "so small that it is difficult to detect." It is statements like these and, to me, only statements like these (intellectual hubris and the illusion of understanding of rare events) that caused the buildup of these exposures to rare events in the economy. This is the Black Swan problem that I was fighting. This is Fukushima. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

I really enjoy being the child's 'welcoming committee' and to help someone usher his or her spirit into the world in a very peaceful way is very effortless to me. — Erykah Badu

I've met a remarkable woman. Oh, my friend, I don't have the words to describe her
everything about her is Light.
I thought he was exaggerating. Where there is light, there are shadows too. — Jose Eduardo Agualusa

I love him, and he loves me. And being together makes even the little things better. — Trisha Leigh