Funny Freckle Quotes & Sayings

People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own souls. — C. G. Jung

The world is like a board with holes in it, and the square men have got into the round holes, and the round into the square. — George Berkeley

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny. — Rachel Dratch

In the experience of art, time seems not to exist. — Salman Rushdie

I decided I would go to NYU so I could get into the comedy world and have legit housing, and my parents would not have trusted investing in a straight-up comedy career. — Ilana Glazer

I loved him with a passion of which I had no idea I was capable. I loved him partly to defend him against the world and partly because I genuinely believed we were soul mates. — Clare Balding

Friends are won through personal contact, but admirers are won through their contact with our works — Agona Apell

He settles back with a small handful of cashews; dry-roasted, they have a little acid sting to them, the tang of poison that he likes. — John Updike

Max spat his coffee out all over himself. He tried to laugh and choke at the same time and so the only thing that came out was a sputtering bark that sounded like a phlegmatic seal with a pack and a half a day Lucky Strike habit -non filtered. — Zachary J. Kitchen

The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question. — Stephen Jay Gould

Both of our children are adopted, and my wife and I didn't go out of ways to find kids that looked like us. We were just happy to have some kids. And people tell me all the time that they look like us, and that's because they learn to smile and laugh and move their head a certain way from studying their parents' faces. — John Wells

Human rights protection laws typically come under attack from those who made these laws necessary to begin with. — Christina Engela