Funny Frank Costanza Quotes & Sayings

But the walls of my resolve
mortared with stubbornness
have been breached
by circumstances
I cannot handle alone. — Susie Clevenger

Silverstream is going to have my kits! — Erin Hunter

You wanted to be Mrs. and Mrs. you shall be with a vengeance as far as I am concerned." Miss — L.M. Montgomery

He perceived then, at a glance, that this woman was young and beautiful; and her style of beauty struck him more forcibly from its being totally different from that of the southern countries in which d'Artagnan had hitherto resided. She was pale and fair, with long curls falling in profusion over her shoulders, had large, blue, languishing eyes, rosy lips, and hands of alabaster. — Alexandre Dumas

She'd looked it up and read the definition ("deprived of the possession or use of something; lacking something needed, wanted, or expected") — Luanne Rice

One moment people should learn that they must find their answers not to ask but to find. In real life you can't always ask, if you are ask you show how much stupid are you really! — Deyth Banger

We have largely traded wisdom for information, depth for breadth. We want to microwave maturity. — John Ortberg Jr.

Measure your health by your sympathy with morning and Spring. — Henry David Thoreau

Nick smiled. "I kind of like the irony."
"Jesus, you are such a nerd." Gabriel flung the lighter at him.
"Stop using big words."
"Five letters is a big word? — Brigid Kemmerer

I hope you do not let anyone else's expectations direct the course of your life. — Julianne Donaldson

In somebody's mind, some upper-level suit that was looking at the bottom line and all those red numbers, it made more sense to unload five employees who collectively made a hundred thousand a year and ruin five lives, than it did to get rid of one job-redundant, mid-level manager earning the same amount. — Erica Larsen

Please clean your plate dear, the Lord above can see ya. Don't you know people are starving in Korea. — Alice Cooper

You're poking a tiger."

I shrug. "He poked me first."

Callum shakes his head. "And I thought raising five boys was an adventure. I haven't seen anything yet, have I?"

- Callum Royal — Erin Watt

There are so many good roles for women out there, I don't understand it when people say the role choices are fewer as you get older. I find the opposite to be true - there are less good roles out there for the hot 20-year-olds because the normal girl parts just aren't interesting. — Lisa Edelstein