Funny Four Loko Quotes & Sayings

I tried to compete with my ill-fitting Calvin Klein button-up shirts that I got at Ross and my imitation mini-ish skirts I got from the DEB. If you're not familiar with DEB, it's like the trashy stepsister of Forever 21 that takes F21 out for her twenty-first birthday, pumps her full of Jell-O shots, and convinces her to get a bald-eagle tattoo. — Grace Helbig

Do not love money more than yourself. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses' plastic surgery. — Bette Midler

Organic is probably the biggest scam of the century. For those of you unfamiliar with it, organic is a grocery term for more expensive. — Jim Gaffigan

I sit and think with a drink about how I'm gonna win ... — Common