Funny Forum Signature Quotes & Sayings

Disco is the first technology music. And what I mean is that 'disco' music is named after discs, because when technology grew to where they didn't need a band in the clubs, the DJ played it on a disc. — Will.i.am

Rock-star sweat is like pixie dust - it makes magical things happen. — Rachael Allen

Bright light put me in a trance, but it ain't house music makes me wanna dance. — Bradley Nowell

The ultimate aim of production is not production of goods but the production of free human beings associated with one another on terms of equality. — John Dewey

-"You are unbelievable."
-"I hear that a lot from my lady friends," he agreed with a wink.
-"And I'll bet you have plenty as a pole dancer. Like I said before, I need a tracker, not a Chippendale demon. So why don't you run off and hand-wash your gold lame G-string while I get on with the job. Don't worry. I won't tell Lucifer on you. He might try to stick me with someone worse, like your even more annoying twin brother."
-"No need to wash anything, little witch, I prefer to go commando. — Eve Langlais