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Funny Fortieth Quotes By Celso Cukierkorn

In 1969 America put the man on the moon.
In 2016 America put the man in the women's bathroom. — Celso Cukierkorn

Funny Fortieth Quotes By A.E. Housman

I have seldom written poetry unless I was rather out of health. — A.E. Housman

Funny Fortieth Quotes By Glenn Reynolds

Things that can't go on forever, won't. Debts that can't be paid, won't be. — Glenn Reynolds

Funny Fortieth Quotes By Jean De La Bruyere

The same principle leads us to neglect a man of merit that induces us to admire a fool.
[Fr., Du meme fonds dont on neglige un homme de merite l'on sait encore admirer un sot.] — Jean De La Bruyere

Funny Fortieth Quotes By Jo Nesbo

Because the thought that we weren't happy at least for some time during our lives is unbearable. Adults — Jo Nesbo

Funny Fortieth Quotes By Milan Kundera

a man possessed with peace is always smiling — Milan Kundera

Funny Fortieth Quotes By Simone Schwarz-Bart

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. — Simone Schwarz-Bart

Funny Fortieth Quotes By Grace Burrowes

Ye gods and little fishes. — Grace Burrowes

Funny Fortieth Quotes By A Meredith Walters

Every love song I write now is because of you. Every song I will ever write for the rest of my life will be because of you. — A Meredith Walters

Funny Fortieth Quotes By Stephen Chbosky

The radio comes back even louder than you remember it. — Stephen Chbosky

Funny Fortieth Quotes By Gwendoline Christie

The countryside in Belfast is beautiful. No technical wizardry is needed to show quite how glorious it is in its natural state. — Gwendoline Christie

Funny Fortieth Quotes By Evangeline Lilly

I'm very picky when it comes to men. I come across a man who I'm really attracted to about once every five years. — Evangeline Lilly

Funny Fortieth Quotes By John Cleese

Too many people confuse being serious with being solemn. — John Cleese

Funny Fortieth Quotes By Jimmy Fallon

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, 'Thank you?' — Jimmy Fallon

Funny Fortieth Quotes By Jenny Lawson

When I look at my life I see high-water marks of happiness and I see the lower places where I had to convince myself that suicide wasn't an answer. And in between I see my life. I see that the sadness and tragedy in my life made the euphoria and delicious ecstasy that much more sweet. I see that stretching out my soul to feel every inch of horrific depression gave me more room to grow and enjoy the beauty of life that others might not ever appreciate. — Jenny Lawson