Funny Footstep Quotes & Sayings

Now is the time to lead your ideal life. — Phil Cousineau

Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat? — Julie Kagawa

Most love, I've observed, is narcissism at its finest and most cunning. Love is always about how you feel but not necessarily how the other person feels. The notion that simply because you love someone they should be willing to love you in return. — Kat Savage

I'm not even sure of what I want in a woman yet. I have a lot of things to do in life. When I grow up as long as she can cook, take care of the kids, and make me feel like "Daddy" then I'll be alright with her. — Kirko Bangz

There is a paranoid streak in American life. Radio talk show hosts tend to foment that paranoid streak in American life. — Alan Dershowitz

Generally, I don't like to walk out of a movie. It's like a relationship - you want to see it to the end; otherwise, you won't know if you left early or not. — David Duchovny

I'd rather be somewhere building a house, if I knew how. The whole idea of being a professional artist is like a demeaning kind of thing. — Willis Earl Beal

Otter is the most brilliant mix of facts ancient and modern about the otter species and its vulnerability to man's seemingly insatiable need to hunt the poor animal for reasons other than survival. I am sure the book will help to ensure that the hunting of otters will never return to this country-and I hope other lands will follow this example ... A fascinating and illuminating book. — Virginia McKenna

Now, we'll start this band of robbers and call it Tom Sawyer's Gang. Everybody that wants to join has got to take an oath, and write his name in blood. — Mark Twain

Spectacular performances are preceded by spectacular preparation — Frank Giampaolo

Some things are out of your control, but not your breath, so breathe in with me, okay? — R.S. Grey

If one of us had to die, it ought to be the one with poison in her heart. — Rosamund Hodge

If you're a Republican and rich, that's evil. But if you're a Democrat and rich, that's great. — Greg Gutfeld