Funny Football Commentator Quotes & Sayings

The story-tellers and spinners of erotic tales are hardly more than butchers who hang up meat attractive to flies. — Marguerite Yourcenar

Some fathers give you life. Some show you how to live it. Thank you for showing me how to live mine. — Colleen Hoover

He's started anticipating what's going to happen before it's even happened. — Graeme Le Saux

I never was much of an oyster eater, nor can I relish them 'in naturalibus' as some do, but require a quantity of sauces, lemons, cayenne peppers, bread and butter, and so forth, to render them palatable. — William Makepeace Thackeray

As you continue the work of acknowledging and claiming the gifts of your past and standing in the power of your present, you are freeing up enormous reserves of creative energy. — Debbie Ford

The light ones may be killers, the dark ones mild; not the wrappers but the fillers, make cigars or women wild. — Keith Preston

If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police. — Robert Louis Stevenson

I did some theater as a kid for fun. But it was really by chance that I landed into acting. — Gaspard Ulliel

Discord gives a relish for concord. — Publilius Syrus

He rolled onto her, his body caging hers as if he could cage her heart as well. This woman. His woman. He'd make it all up to her, give her anything she'd wish for, if only she'd never leave him. Behind them, the door to his bedroom opened. "Get out," he growled to whichever servant had dared disturb him. There was a squeak and the door was hastily shut. Below him, Artemis cocked an eyebrow. "That was ill done." He scowled. "Would you like her to witness our coupling? — Elizabeth Hoyt

My father might not have held my hand or expressed his love openly, but he taught Callie and me that we had inherent values, that we were fully formed human beings without a boy by our side. — Amy Engel