Funny Flying Spaghetti Monster Quotes & Sayings

She tries to not ask, to stop asking, but the effort is like trying to un-pop a balloon. — Chuck Palahniuk

If you want a testimony, you are going to have a test. — Joyce Meyer

People are like waves of the ocean, some cover you with tides of refreshment, whilst others drown you in floods of turmoil — Ali Ibn Abi Talib

I don't have any particular plans in mind. What I see is that you can become so focused on the idea of running that winning becomes your motivation, as opposed to what you stand for being your motivation. — Zephyr Teachout

The concept of loneliness and exile and self-sufficiency continually bucks me up. — Christopher Hitchens

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over. — Wanda Sykes

I'm only sort of a politician. — Alexei Navalny

You aren't a demon practitioner?" "No, but they seem to practice me." Trent and Rachel — Kim Harrison

My brother is undoubtedly arrogant," Tyrion Lannister replied. "My father is the soul of avarice, and my sweet sister Cersei lusts for power with every waking breath. I, however, am innocent as a little lamb. Shall I bleat for you? — George R R Martin

I promise you that I will not call. I have called you enough, and woken you enough times, in the years when we were together and in the years since then. But there are nights now in this strange, flat and forsaken place when those sad echoes and dim feelings come to me slightly more intensely than before. They are like whispers, or trapped whimpering sounds. — Colm Toibin

There is so much uncertainty out there, and the government in Washington doesn't seem to get it. What's needed is a new business environment. — Rob Portman

I like to travel. I love touring, I love playing. — Lita Ford