Funny Flatulence Quotes & Sayings

I had left my anger somewhere long ago. Put it down on a park bench and walked away. And yet. It had been so long, I didn't know any other way of being. One day I woke up and said to myself: It's not too late. The first days were strange. I had to practice smiling in front of the mirror. But it came back to me. It was as if a weight had been lifted. I let go, and something let go of me. — Nicole Krauss

Life is an on-going nervous breakdown culminating in death. — Sean Higgins

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly. — Pawan Mishra

During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office. — Dan Thompson

From time immemorial, man has desired to comprehend the complexity of nature in terms of as few elementary concepts as possible. — Abdus Salam

In what I think is the most serious problem the world faces, which is the population explosion, we will come I think to a time when measures that are not even dreamt of now will become necessary. — Charlton Heston

The inborn geniality of some people amounts to genius. — Edwin Percy Whipple

The perpetual obstacle to human advancement is custom. — John Stuart Mill

Don't limp in front of the lame. — Francois Rabelais

The NCAA is probably the most reprehensible organization God ever created, — Jim Brown

When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man. — Dane Cook

I was actually a Cowboys fan. — Victor Cruz

I have a really hard time connecting to music that doesn't feel like I'm somehow solving a puzzle that applies to my life. — Andrew McMahon

No one holds a permanent speed advantage in the market due to the limits of human intelligence and vision. Your advantage comes from your ability to feel the change faster and take decisive action faster. — Guo Guangchang

ROBERT ROTH: Going against the tide, no matter how gracefully, will beat you up after a while - all artists know this. — Greg Prato