Funny First World Problems Quotes & Sayings

I started my own little carpet and upholstery cleaning business. I've done it for 20 years. I live well. — Tommy Kirk

I've got a theory that if you give 100% all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end. — Larry Bird

Life is endlessly capable of surprises, so he knew one day he would come face to face with his physical equal. With somebody who might worry him. But he looked and saw this wasn't the day. So he just smiled and looked away again. — Lee Child

Everybody has a secret but some people have secret that's deeper and darker than the Grand Canyon. — Abdulazeez Henry Musa

In the industrial revolution Britain led the world in advances that enabled mass production: trade exchanges, transportation, factory technology and new skills needed for the new industrialised world. — Lucy Powell

Anderson Cooper is fine. He is a smart, conscientious guy, and he seems to want his show to produce and highlight good journalism. But he also seems to want to replace Regis, or maybe even Oprah. — Alex Pareene

Globally, democracies have also acted in ways that suggest an outright renunciation of their principles at home. — Nayef Al-Rodhan

Great works are often quiet works. — James Martin

If we truly believe that we are the righteousness of God through Jesus Christ, our actions would begin to reflect that belief. — Alisa Hope Wagner

Your sins are what make you fantastic. It's what makes you alive. You should wear your sins on your sleeve. You should be trying to top your sins on a daily basis. — Doug Stanhope

Actually, the funny thing is, after all these years, I've got all these new songs to learn for the show we're doing at Joe's Pub, so it's kind of fun to get down and rehearse new things, and also rethink some of the older songs, how we're going to do them. — Lesley Gore

And sometimes you didn't want to know the end ... because how could the end be happy? — J.R.R. Tolkien

When we hold onto the negative in ourselves it comes with endless guilt. We hold onto a lifetime of floating visions and regrets about what we should have done or should have become. Conscience recognizes wrong and tries to atone. But guilt turns into resentment. Conscience brings us closer to each other; guilt drives us apart. Create a new feeling. Every time guilt settles in your stomach, write "I forgive" on a piece of paper. Send it up the chimney, tear it up and flush it, put it in the garbage. Don't eat it. — Jennifer James