Funny Finsta Quotes & Sayings

There is a novella inside every anus; there is a broken heart inside every mind; there is a bisected hug inside every arm; there is a pun inside every belly. "The Great American Novel," thinks the typographer, who at this point is severely constipated. He tries to squeeze out an 'o' but can't. "The Great American Navel," he says, then waits for a laugh. — Jimmy Chen

I'm not quite sure what freedom is, but I know damn well what it ain't. — Assata Shakur

Caleb is a pretty nice guy." ... "Why would he marry a girl like you? — Tarryn Fisher

The law is agnostic about truth. — Alan Dershowitz

Against all the opposition in the world, I make this statement - that once I knew a magician. I was a witness of a performance that may some day be considered understandable, but that, in these primitive times, so transcends what is said to be the known that it is what I mean by magic. — Charles Fort

Doing more of what doesn't work doesn't work. — Nathaniel Branden

The state is and has been in history a source of disorder and chaos, and this problem gets worse the more the state grows. — Llewellyn Rockwell

Whenever you see some business person quoted complaining about how he or she can't find workers with the necessary skills, ask what wage they're offering.
Almost always it turns out what said business person really wants is highly (and expensively) educated workers at a manual-labor wage. No wonder they come up short. — Paul Krugman

While we may not consider the way we talk to be 'violent,' our words often lead to hurt and pain, whether for others or for ourselves. — Marshall B. Rosenberg

People are ... Full of contradictions. They're lonely. And then they're not. They're missed. And then they're not. — Kou Yoneda

You have success within. It's up to you to bring it out. — John Wooden

The commentators of 1963 speak, in discussing Africa, of the Monrovia States, the Brazzaville Group, the Casablanca Powers, of these and many more. Let us put an end to these terms. What we require is a single African organisation through which Africa's single voice may be heard, within which Africa's problems may be studied and resolved. — Haile Selassie

Rub wiped his nose on his sleeve. "I just wisht - " "What?" Rub sighed. Where to begin? "That I'd be nicer to you?" He shrugged again, but this was the gist of it, Sully could tell. "I wish I would, too," he said, and for some reason this seemed to cheer Rub up. — Richard Russo