Funny Film Noir Quotes & Sayings

It's easy to fall in love. The hard part is finding someone to catch you. — Bertrand Russell

At a very young age, I could look at people and tell that everyone was, in a sense, worthless in their own mind. And you couldn't trust anyone. No one was good. — Vince Staples

Classic art was the art of necessity: modern romantic art bears the stamp of caprice and chance. — Max Eastman

And it suddenly dawned on the late Windle Poons that there was no such thing as somebody else's problem, and that just when you thought the world had pushed you aside it turned out to be full of strangeness. — Terry Pratchett

Little did I know this girl would find some long-forgotten corner inside my heart and crawl into it. Imprint herself on my soul and refuse to leave. — Adriane Leigh

There is no limit to stupidity. - Space itself is said to be bounded by its own curvature, but stupidity continues beyond infinity. — Gene Wolfe

When everything starts going wrong all at once, it is to protect something big and lovely that is trying to get itself born. — Anne Lamott

All? All of it? Seriously? It's annoying. It's like a finger in my mouth, you retard. Get off of me. — Scott Hildreth

Real golf is the 20 million people who play once a week or once a month. — Dan Jenkins

I was married a few times, and one of my husbands was jealous of me writing. — Maya Angelou