Funny Filibuster Quotes & Sayings

Trouble shared is trouble halved. — Lee Iacocca

When Dante described the circles of Hell, he clearly forgot the one where a hungry pixie sits on one's shoulder for eternity. — Elizabeth May

Everything you want waits on the other side of fear. — Lisa Wingate

Every soul is wretched that becomes bound in friendship to perishable things. The soul is torn apart when the thing loved is lost. The wretchedness was perhaps always there, masked by the beloved thing that has been stripped away. — Augustine Of Hippo

We need to repeat Paul's prayer: "Lord, help me to will and to work for your good pleasure. — Anonymous

It's a shame that humans don't come with reset buttons. — Richard Paul Evans

Even the most primite societies have an innate resepect for the insane. — S.E. Hinton

Philosophy teaches a man that he can't take it with him; taxes teach him he can't leave it behind either. — Mignon McLaughlin

Each time we deal a mortal blow to the ego, the pasch of Jesus is traced in our flesh. Each time we choose to walk the extra mile, to turn the other cheek, to embrace and not reject, to be compassionate and not competitive, to kiss and not bite, to forgive and not massage the latest bruise to our wounded ego, we are breaking through from death to life. — Brennan Manning

She talked in one of her memoirs of ignoring her little brother when she was supposed to be looking after him: I liked reading a book much more than I liked looking after him (and even now I like reading a book more than I like looking after my own children ... ) — Jamaica Kincaid

Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful ride. — Gary Allan

All beasts are happy,
For, when they die,
Their souls are soon dissolv'd in elements;
But mine must live still to be plagu'd in hell.
Curs'd be the parents that engender'd me!
No, Faustus, curse thyself, curse Lucifer
That hath depriv'd thee of the joys of heaven. — Christopher Marlowe

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you. — Paul Simon

You are like fireworks. You go out into your children, your friends, your society, and the whole world. — Nhat Hanh