Funny Fiddler Quotes & Sayings

25For i you were straying like sheep, but have now returned to j the Shepherd and Overseer of your souls. — Anonymous

Would you consider a relationship with me, based on a premise of love? — Kawakami Hiromi

I think this insatiable need to get to know new music is a big part of why it has lasted so long. — Bent Saether

Friendship is not possible between two women one of whom is very well dressed. — Laurie Colwin

Whether happiness or unhappiness, freedom or slavery, in short whether good or evil results from an improved environment depends largely upon how the change has been brought about, upon the methods by which the physical results have been reached, and in what spirit and for what purpose the fruits of that change are used. Because a higher standard of living, a greater productiveness and a command over nature are not good in and of themselves does not mean that we cannot make good of them, that they cannot be a source of inner strength. — David Lilienthal

An advertising campaign should be timely.

A branding campaign should be timeless. — Steven Howard

Sometimes comfort doesn't matter. When a shoe is freakin' fabulous, it may be worth a subsequent day of misery. Soak in Epsom salts and take comfort in the fact that you're better than everyone else. — Clinton Kelly

I had a long history of calamitous mishaps. — Janet Evanovich

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. — John Dewey

I still pinch myself that I had the career that I had. — Fred Funk

People have SMS, right? It stinks. It's a dead technology, like a fax machine left over from the Seventies, sitting there as a cash cow for carriers. — Jan Koum

I thought, 'If you're going to be on TV, and if you're going to be out and glamorous, the natural look can stay at home.' — Pamela Anderson

Do what Jesus says, ... what he commands through his ministers who are in the Church [see 1 Cor 6:4]. Be subject to his vicars, your leaders, not only those who are gentle and kind, but even those who are overbearing [see 1 Pt 2:18]. — Bernard Of Clairvaux

We are living in a time when American popular music is finally being recognized as one of our most successful exports. The demand is huge. — Billy Joel