Funny Festive Season Quotes & Sayings

I started playing in the band and learned to play piano by ear. — Kevin Richardson

No woman so naked as one you can see to be naked underneath her clothes. — Michael Frayn

I got kind of scared when I thought they wanted me to do something ... I didn't want to be naked on the front of a magazine unless everybody would know it was a joke. I wouldn't want to be naked even then — Dolly Parton

I can tell you that when you're counting every penny, knowing that you are a single bad decision away from bankruptcy, you inevitably lose focus on what really matters for your business. — Maelle Gavet

Which tent is your favourite?" he asks.
"The Ice Garden," Celia answers, without even pausing to consider.
"Why is that?" Marco asks.
"Because of the way it feels," she says. "It's like walking into a dream. As though it is someplace else entirely and not simply another tent ... — Erin Morgenstern

By the God of thy Father who shall help thee, and by the Almighty, who shall bless thee with blessings of heaven above, blessings of the deep that lieth under, blessings of the breasts and of the womb. — John Pearson

OK, magic boy, let's see who you really are. — Edgar Bergen

Don't be afraid if your idea is crazy, because good things come from crazy ideas. (p. 96) — Injap Sia