Funny Fergie Quotes & Sayings

You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot. — Sherwood Smith

If any performer has quality in his voice he can almost always be helped to develop all the other necessary attributes. — Lawrence Welk

No woman has the right to marry a man if she has to bend herself out of shape for him. She might wish to, but she could never be to him with all her passionate endeavor what the other woman could be to him without trying. Character will dominate over all and will come out at last. — Olive Schreiner

I would have chatted with Tempi, but trying to have a conversation with him was like playing catch with a well. — Patrick Rothfuss

You can put suspenders on a salamander, but it still won't make waffles. See what I mean? That sentence makes absolutely no sense, but I got paid to write it. It's printed right here in a published book! — Dave Barry

"The work of art must seize upon you ... carry you away." — Pierre-Auguste Renoir